{"id":692,"date":"2020-03-23T17:41:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-23T17:41:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:28:30","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:28:30","slug":"email-del-23-de-marzo-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/03\/23\/email-del-23-de-marzo-2010\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 23 de marzo 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-xDK5NBBq6pg\/XnjzK3mpN9I\/AAAAAAAAnJU\/YNQoXONLRtUDBigd2daGiPm3YbxGpJNQACLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/cri_000000161881.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"577\" data-original-width=\"900\" height=\"256\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/cri_000000161881.jpg?resize=400%2C256&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-693\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Pierre Alechinsky. <i>Tireur de langue profil\u00e9 <\/i>(1964)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida:<\/p>\n<p>Hace un rato me he sentado en uno de los taburetes de mi barra de bar casera y me he preparado una copita de absenta con lim\u00f3n y jengibre. Despu\u00e9s de darle algunos sorbitos dispersos me he dedicado a lo que verdaderamente era importante para m\u00ed: procesar con ovante panema los dos octavos de onza -con valor aproximado de cuatro maraved\u00eds- de semillas de ricino hasta convertirlos en veneno citot\u00f3xico y mortal. En principio la ponzo\u00f1a estaba destinada a servir de auto-eutanasia en tiempos de SARS-CoV-2, sin embargo en un momento dado me he preguntado si quiz\u00e1 a\u00f1adiendo dos o tres gotitas al ajenjo lograr\u00eda reforzar su potencial dipsomaniaco. El resultado ha sido desesperanzador. Y pienso publicar mi experiencia en el primer n\u00famero que salga a la venta de la revista <i>Gen\u00e9tica regresiva autodestructiva<\/i>&nbsp; tras la debacle COVID.<\/p>\n<p>Porque el (o la) COVID-19, junto a la oligofrenia realmente avanzada de una parte muy numerosa de nuestros dirigentes mundiales nos va a llevar a lo que mi prima Tomasina denomina \u00ablo a rouno de la a ierabe iera\u00bb, es decir, \u00ablo m\u00e1s profundo de la m\u00e1s miserable mierda\u00bb. Tomasina es incapaz de pronunciar las emes, las eses, las pes, las efes, las des y las eles desde que hace 10 a\u00f1os -mientras hac\u00eda una <i>fellatio<\/i>&nbsp;verdaderamente pasional y sincera a un congelador- se le peg\u00f3 el labio superior a uno de los lados internos del compartimento. Aunque la operaron en siete ocasiones nunca volvi\u00f3 a ser capaz de utilizar correctamente dicha parte carnosa de la boca.<\/p>\n<p>\nG<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pierre Alechinsky. Tireur de langue profil\u00e9 (1964) Querida: Hace un rato me he sentado en uno de los taburetes de mi barra de bar casera y me he preparado una copita de absenta con lim\u00f3n y jengibre. Despu\u00e9s de darle algunos sorbitos dispersos me he dedicado a lo que verdaderamente era importante para m\u00ed: procesar 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