{"id":702,"date":"2020-03-13T18:54:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-13T18:54:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:28:32","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:28:32","slug":"email-del-13-de-marzo-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/03\/13\/email-del-13-de-marzo-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 13 de marzo 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-8AH4ohflex4\/XmvV0xxjguI\/AAAAAAAAnFk\/KigMbDlHY48Im3sL_yWuJkXWtkg2yNt4gCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/JMu_M_23.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1119\" data-original-width=\"900\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/JMu_M_23.jpg?resize=321%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-703\" width=\"321\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Jill Mulleady. <i>Hemorrhoid <\/i>(XXI century)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nEl planeta est\u00e1 repleto de capitidisminuidos racionales. Eso lo sabemos el resto, es decir, los pocos que no pertenecemos a ese exclusivo club de medrosos y nequiciados zorronglones superferol\u00edticos. Sin embargo me gustar\u00eda tratar con cierta longanimidad a cada uno de ese numeros\u00edsimo grupo de imb\u00e9ciles. Por supuesto, despu\u00e9s de descalabrarlos a todos de un solo tarrajazo, certero e inmisericorde, y de refocilarme hasta llegar a algo semejante al orgasmo tras el golpazo.<\/p>\n<p>Entre todos ellos estar\u00edan la casi totalidad de los badulaques y est\u00f3lidos que hoy han entrado en masa para vaciar los supermercados creyendo que el final de la maldita y temida existencia humana se denomina coronavirus. A todos ellos, les deseo de coraz\u00f3n unas dolorosisimas y sangrantes hemorroides internas. \u00a1Ah!, y el agotamiento absoluto de cojines y flotadores ortop\u00e9dicos (para aliviar dicha dolencia) a nivel mundial .<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jill Mulleady. Hemorrhoid (XXI century) El planeta est\u00e1 repleto de capitidisminuidos racionales. Eso lo sabemos el resto, es decir, los pocos que no pertenecemos a ese exclusivo club de medrosos y nequiciados zorronglones superferol\u00edticos. Sin embargo me gustar\u00eda tratar con cierta longanimidad a cada uno de ese numeros\u00edsimo grupo de imb\u00e9ciles. Por supuesto, despu\u00e9s de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":703,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/JMu_M_23.jpg?fit=322%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=702"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}