{"id":706,"date":"2020-03-08T18:45:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-08T18:45:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:28:33","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:28:33","slug":"email-del-8-de-marzo-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/03\/08\/email-del-8-de-marzo-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 8 de marzo 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n
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Otto Dix. Prostitutes <\/i>(1923)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

\n\u00bfSabes?<\/p>\n

Estoy viviendo en el ahora. \u00a1Quiz\u00e1 no deber\u00eda hacer eso! Es posible que si me convirtiera en visitante asiduo de cualquier sant\u00edsima cofrad\u00eda penitencial mi existencia dejar\u00eda de ser, emocionalmente hablando, tan redoliente, emoliente y maloliente, pero tambi\u00e9n tan anal\u00e9ptica y prol\u00e9ptica al mismo tiempo y, en determinadas circunstancias, rayando la aut\u00f3lisis m\u00e1s pancista. \u00bfPero qu\u00e9 otra cosa puedo hacer? El pasado no me interesa porque cada vez que acudo a \u00e9l lo encuentro m\u00e1s modificado. El futuro es como ver todo el ciclo de pel\u00edculas de Esteso y Pajares (\u00a1y son nueve!) atado de brazos y piernas y sin posibilidad de escape. \u00a1Solo me queda el jodido presente! Es vomitivo y desesperante, pero poniendo cerca algunas plantitas y unas pocas cajitas antiguas he llegado a conseguir mirarlo de t\u00fa a t\u00fa sin sentir que, de alguna manera, soy una puta henchida de semen hosco, desabrido y cerebral que se vende a diario.<\/p>\n

(M\u00e1s tarde)
\nSi me prometieses que por amistad ser\u00edas capaz de contratar a un asesino a sueldo para que me apu\u00f1alase 83 veces (es mi n\u00famero de la suerte) te estar\u00eda eternamente agradecido. \u00a1Muerto, agradecido y satisfecho! Aunque ya no s\u00e9 si fiarme. La \u00faltima vez que rogu\u00e9 a Dios para que enviara a la Tierra a un \u00e1ngel vengador con la misi\u00f3n de ejecutarme me toc\u00f3 la Primitiva. Y a la semana siguiente la Bonoloto. Y dos meses m\u00e1s tarde el cup\u00f3n de la ONCE.<\/p>\n

(Mucho m\u00e1s tarde)
\nYo, Greg de Benimaclet, consiento en ser defenestrado. Y arrastrado y apaleado. Para despu\u00e9s ser agujereado, aplastado y ajusticiado por el asesino contratado. Si entre el primer \u00abado\u00bb y el \u00faltimo \u00abado\u00bb, el asesino contratado se siente demasiado abrutado, se le permitir\u00e1 graciosamente retirarse y ser sustituido por otro homicida menos a\u00f1usgado y despiadado.<\/p>\n

G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Otto Dix. Prostitutes (1923) \u00bfSabes? Estoy viviendo en el ahora. \u00a1Quiz\u00e1 no deber\u00eda hacer eso! 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