{"id":712,"date":"2020-03-03T19:35:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-03T19:35:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:28:34","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:28:34","slug":"email-del-3-de-marzo-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/03\/03\/email-del-3-de-marzo-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 3 de marzo 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-8rJpYKXbMkE\/Xl6wZ5aPndI\/AAAAAAAAm3w\/JoLOFZjimUcpKKMvfQ-sJ_2Zo__UEGkpgCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/EDzVSvTXkAEXEgc.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"768\" data-original-width=\"868\" height=\"353\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/EDzVSvTXkAEXEgc.jpg?resize=400%2C353&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-713\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Marc Chagall. <i>Old man and old woman<\/i> (1915)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga:<\/p>\n<p>Resulta extra\u00f1o pensar que para una anciana de 97 a\u00f1os un abuelo de 86 pueda llegar a ser un \u00abyogur\u00edn\u00bb. De una manera sutil, el sexo octogenario o nonagenario ilustra el nuevo equilibrio que se ha establecido entre algunos geriatras y geront\u00f3logos en la competici\u00f3n para llevar a sus pacientes hasta otro l\u00edmite m\u00e1s all\u00e1 de lo hasta ahora permitido.<\/p>\n<p>Todo comenz\u00f3 en 1998, cuando un geriatra llamado Pepe Williams se asoci\u00f3 con el director porno Matthew Connor-Garc\u00eda y crearon la productora gerontol\u00f3gica Provecto Films. Todav\u00eda recuerdo el esc\u00e1ndalo que estall\u00f3 cuando distribuyeron su primer corto titulado <i>Do\u00f1a Eduvigis y don Filadelfo<\/i>. Tambi\u00e9n recuerdo su segundo film, <i>Do\u00f1a Eduvigis, don Filadelfo y do\u00f1a Pacientina<\/i>. Y sus siguientes dos largos pertenecientes a la franquicia de do\u00f1a Eduvigis titulados <i>Do\u00f1a Eduvigis, do\u00f1a Pacientina y don Sofronio<\/i>&nbsp;(esta vez sin don Filadelfo que acababa de casarse con una se\u00f1ora de 49 a\u00f1os que le prohibi\u00f3 que volviera a alejarse del tacat\u00e1) y <i>Do\u00f1a Eduvigis, do\u00f1a Semproniana, do\u00f1a Humildad, do\u00f1a Felixmina, la se\u00f1ora Cleof\u00e9 y don Ursicino<\/i>, donde este centenario semidi\u00f3s, insigne y temerario dejaba el list\u00f3n extremadamente dif\u00edcil de batir.<\/p>\n<p>Lamentablemente en abril de 1999 fallec\u00eda do\u00f1a Eduvigis mientras compraba lichis en su fruter\u00eda favorita y tuvo que ser sustituida por do\u00f1a Pacientina. Por alguna raz\u00f3n sus siguientes pel\u00edculas <i>Do\u00f1a Pacientina se lo monta en Alcampo<\/i>, <i>Do\u00f1a Pacientina y don Catarino se lo montan en Mercadona<\/i> y <i>Do\u00f1a Pacientina, don Catarino y el se\u00f1or Crisp\u00edn se lo montan en Consum<\/i> fueron unos completos fracasos, por lo que Matthew Connor-Garc\u00eda dej\u00f3 la productora. Libre de ataduras copart\u00edcipes, Pepe Williams escribi\u00f3, produjo y dirigi\u00f3 <i>Do\u00f1a Pacientina, do\u00f1a Dosinda, Mrs. Theresa and Mr. Cristino are doing it in&nbsp;Sainsbury\u00b4s <\/i>para el mercado angloparlante y cosech\u00f3 uno de sus \u00e9xitos m\u00e1s sensacionales.<\/p>\n<p>Han pasado m\u00e1s de 20 a\u00f1os y tanto do\u00f1a Pacientina como el resto de actores porno-valetudinarios no se encuentran ya con nosotros. A finales de 2011 Pepe Williams vendi\u00f3 el negocio. Con lo que obtuvo mont\u00f3 una cadena de potajerias y escribi\u00f3 un libro prologado por Lindsay Connor-Garc\u00eda, exmujer de Matthew Connor-Garc\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marc Chagall. Old man and old woman (1915) Amiga: Resulta extra\u00f1o pensar que para una anciana de 97 a\u00f1os un abuelo de 86 pueda llegar a ser un \u00abyogur\u00edn\u00bb. De una manera sutil, el sexo octogenario o nonagenario ilustra el nuevo equilibrio que se ha establecido entre algunos geriatras y geront\u00f3logos en la competici\u00f3n para 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