{"id":718,"date":"2020-02-28T18:56:00","date_gmt":"2020-02-28T18:56:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:28:36","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:28:36","slug":"email-del-28-de-febrero-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/02\/28\/email-del-28-de-febrero-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 28 de febrero 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-JOxF6acNDzg\/XllhvPgJ-HI\/AAAAAAAAm0I\/9nqXPkYMAAMT9D_2ntz5blQAR_OvHRRUwCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/Suzanne_valadon-femme_a_la_toilette.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1387\" data-original-width=\"1117\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Suzanne_valadon-femme_a_la_toilette.jpg?resize=321%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-719\" width=\"321\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Suzanne Valadon. <i>Femme a la toilette <\/i>(1913)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga:<\/p>\n<p>Si no fuera un tipo tan malhadado, seguramente ahora no existir\u00eda. Porque solo puedo definir como mala suerte el haber nacido en un planeta invadido por imb\u00e9ciles. En mi \u00faltimo recuento de tardos, lerdos y obtusos publicado en la prestigiosa revista <i>Central European Journal of Silliness<\/i>, demuestro que de entre los m\u00e1s de 7625 millones de personas que pueblan el planeta, solo siete son inteligentes. Da la casualidad que uno soy yo, cuatro forman parte de mi desorden de personalidad m\u00faltiple, ahora llamado TID, y el resto, es decir el individuo restante, es mi auxiliar, mi suplente, mi subalterno, en resumidas cuentas, mi pros\u00e9lito.<\/p>\n<p>Si todo sale como tengo pensado, creo que en un par de a\u00f1os estar\u00e9 en condiciones de proclamarme l\u00edder supremo ecum\u00e9nico. Cuando eso suceda enviar\u00e9 a la muerte a toda la poblaci\u00f3n de la Tierra excepto a 200 mujeres seleccionadas. S\u00ed, eso quiere decir que tambi\u00e9n me deshar\u00e9 de mis otras personalidades, de mi fatuo disc\u00edpulo y de ti. Ya no me servir\u00e9is para nada. Con los huesos y tendones secos de una parte de los muertos de mi comunidad aut\u00f3noma edificar\u00e9 un v\u00e1ter p\u00fablico para mis adeptas. Y con los cr\u00e1neos de algunos proxenetas, criminales y abogados me fabricar\u00e9 una bater\u00eda (me refiero al instrumento musical, no a los cazos y perolas que se pueden ver en una cocina).<\/p>\n<p>Para terminar me gustar\u00eda tatarearte mi himno, compuesto hace unos meses para deleite de mis futuras 200 mujeres&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nana nana nana.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nana nana nana.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nana nana nana.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nanainaaaaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nanainaaaaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nanainaaaaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananananana.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananananana.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananananana.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nana nana nana.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nana nana nana.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nana nana nana.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nanainaaaaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nanainaaaaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nanainaaaaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananananana.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananananana.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananananana.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, nana naaa naaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Nananaaaa.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>\nGreg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Suzanne Valadon. Femme a la toilette (1913) Amiga: Si no fuera un tipo tan malhadado, seguramente ahora no existir\u00eda. Porque solo puedo definir como mala suerte el haber nacido en un planeta invadido por imb\u00e9ciles. En mi \u00faltimo recuento de tardos, lerdos y obtusos publicado en la prestigiosa revista Central European Journal of Silliness, demuestro 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