{"id":720,"date":"2020-02-27T18:47:00","date_gmt":"2020-02-27T18:47:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:28:36","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:28:36","slug":"email-del-27-de-febrero-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/02\/27\/email-del-27-de-febrero-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 27 de febrero 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-sICFjT1uAMU\/XlgMi7hrY6I\/AAAAAAAAmzI\/P30woC65dfc2Mg1Z0Lf1dUaiVZttj7f7ACLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/Diogenes_looking_for_a_man_-_attributed_to_JHW_Tischbein.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"480\" data-original-width=\"632\" height=\"303\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Diogenes_looking_for_a_man_-_attributed_to_JHW_Tischbein.jpg?resize=400%2C303&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-721\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">J.H.W. Tischbein. <i>Diogenes searching for an honest man<\/i> (1780)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida:<\/p>\n<p>Era totalmente necesario indagar en mi propia intenci\u00f3n c\u00ednica. Sin embargo, en lugar de exponerme a una exploraci\u00f3n dial\u00e9ctica, decid\u00ed abrir una lata de anchoas de Santo\u00f1a y prepararme un bocadillo. Aunque en realidad me hubiese gustado disponer de unos cuantos aladroques frescos en vez de esos peque\u00f1os filetes embalsamados con aceite de oliva virgen, mi naturaleza amable y natural origin\u00f3 un peque\u00f1o conflicto con el psic\u00f3logo encargado de evaluar mi hipocres\u00eda. Todo sucedi\u00f3 cuando me com\u00ed el bocata sin ofrecerle al pedagogo (candongo) un bocado o incluso una porci\u00f3n. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 tendr\u00eda que convertirme en el chef de un especialista que ha venido a terminar con mi reinado de desverg\u00fcenza y desfachatez?<\/p>\n<p>Pese a tener diferentes puntos de vista en cuanto a la existencia y a la forma de enfrentarse a ella, el consejero me perdon\u00f3 el lapsus del almuerzo y trat\u00f3 de sonsacarme informaci\u00f3n que fuera \u00absuculentamente v\u00e1lida\u00bb para formar parte del informe que deb\u00eda incapacitarme. No obstante a mitad del examen oral volvi\u00f3 a entrarme hambre y me dirig\u00ed a la cocina donde me prepar\u00e9 un exquisito arroz en <i>fesol y naps<\/i>. Mientras me serv\u00eda un plato, el algol\u00e1gnico activo me mir\u00f3 fijamente a los ojos mientras yo hac\u00eda algunos ruidos fulanescos al tragar. Cuando me termin\u00e9 el plato volv\u00ed a servirme una segunda raci\u00f3n, y despu\u00e9s una tercera. Si quieres que te sea sincero nunca se me pas\u00f3 por la \u00abquijotera\u00bb invitar al mamarracho que por haber estudiado 4 o 5 a\u00f1os m\u00e1s que yo se sent\u00eda superior.<\/p>\n<p>Con respecto al contenido pedag\u00f3gico de la sesi\u00f3n puedo decirte que mis tesis estaban m\u00e1s estructuradas que sus paralogismos. Y eso que cuando lleg\u00f3 la hora de merendar solo me organic\u00e9 un peque\u00f1o refrigerio a base de tortillitas fritas al estilo uruguayo y un flan de caf\u00e9 con nata. En un momento dado me pareci\u00f3 escuchar ruidos de tripas lloriqueantes que proven\u00edan del aprendiz de \u00abpsico-sico-Dios\u00bb, pero mi \u00abhijoputez\u00bb se encontraba en un estado tan plet\u00f3rico y saludable que salvo un peque\u00f1o reg\u00fceldo poco filos\u00f3fico y un \u00abse est\u00e1 haciendo tarde. \u00bfNo deber\u00eda marcharse ya?\u00bb no se pudo oir ning\u00fan otro sonido m\u00e1s o menos humano. Por supuesto si exceptuamos como ruido m\u00e1s o menos humano un fuerte portazo.<\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J.H.W. Tischbein. Diogenes searching for an honest man (1780) Querida: Era totalmente necesario indagar en mi propia intenci\u00f3n c\u00ednica. Sin embargo, en lugar de exponerme a una exploraci\u00f3n dial\u00e9ctica, decid\u00ed abrir una lata de anchoas de Santo\u00f1a y prepararme un bocadillo. Aunque en realidad me hubiese gustado disponer de unos cuantos aladroques frescos en vez [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":721,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/Diogenes_looking_for_a_man_-_attributed_to_JHW_Tischbein.jpg?fit=400%2C304&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/720\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}