{"id":724,"date":"2020-02-23T14:56:00","date_gmt":"2020-02-23T14:56:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:28:39","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:28:39","slug":"email-del-23-de-febrero-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/02\/23\/email-del-23-de-febrero-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 23 de febrero 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-qkFIotVcDuQ\/XlKRPFN6w8I\/AAAAAAAAmiw\/CjmRy9WhBnUKS0JcIZmK3Ak1E44SpE0GwCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/francisco-de-goya-y-lucientes-fuendetodos-1746-burdeos-1828-grabado-serie-los-caprichos-aguafuerte-plancha-80-ya-es-hora-primera-edicin-madrid-1799-P51A73.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1284\" data-original-width=\"900\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/email-del-23-de-febrero-2020-44567481.jpeg?resize=280%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-725\" width=\"280\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Francisco de Goya. <i>Ya es hora <\/i>(1799)&nbsp;<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\n<i>Mein Liebster<\/i>:<\/p>\n<p>Esta ma\u00f1ana me ha dado una potilimia, que es como yo llamo a las lipotimias cuando me encuentro en un estado de ofuscaci\u00f3n total. He aprovechado la ca\u00edda al suelo para arrastrarme por toda la casa y limpiar las baldosas con la ropa. Cuando al final he podido levantarme he llamado a la pornomadura que me limpia la casa en bat\u00edn de guatin\u00e9, para comunicarle que seguramente no la necesitar\u00eda hasta la semana que viene, pero con las prisas me he equivocado y he marcado el n\u00famero de la parroquia de san Anselmo, santa Anselma y fray Anselm\u00edn, desde donde alguien, supongo que el p\u00e1rroco en jefe (\u00bffray Anselm\u00edn?), ha aprovechado mi error y me ha otorgado graciosamente la extremaunci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p>Ahora, y con ahora me refiero al lapso de tiempo que ha pasado desde que he decidido que ahora es ahora y por lo tanto no es factible que pudiera ser antes, me encuentro relajado mientras un par de moscas completamente desnudas zumban cerca de mis fosas nasales. Es posible que quieran contemplar el inusual crecimiento de los pelos de mi nariz para luego redactar un informe confidencial mosquil. No me importa. En realidad lo \u00fanico que hoy considerar\u00eda significativo, existencialmente hablando, ser\u00eda un catat\u00e1, que es como yo denomino a los tacat\u00e1s cuando la ofuscaci\u00f3n ha remitido dejando paso a la obnubilaci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p>Supongo que dentro de unas pocas horas, cuando me d\u00e9 cuenta de que realmente yo existo y que no soy un personaje secundario dentro del tremebundo y apresurado sue\u00f1o de un dios de tercera categor\u00eda, no tendr\u00e9 m\u00e1s remedio que decidir si me estrangulo a m\u00ed mismo o por el contrario me doy un par de morreos. Claro que siempre podr\u00eda estrangularme mientras me doy un par de \u00f3slocus, que es como suelo nombrar a los \u00f3sculos cuando la obnublaci\u00f3n ha remitido y en su lugar ha aparecido realmente renovado y satisfecho de s\u00ed mismo el desconcierto definitivo.<\/p>\n<p>Gogrerio P\u00f3lez R\u00e9pez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Francisco de Goya. Ya es hora (1799)&nbsp; Mein Liebster: Esta ma\u00f1ana me ha dado una potilimia, que es como yo llamo a las lipotimias cuando me encuentro en un estado de ofuscaci\u00f3n total. He aprovechado la ca\u00edda al suelo para arrastrarme por toda la casa y limpiar las baldosas con la ropa. Cuando al final [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":725,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/email-del-23-de-febrero-2020-44567481.jpeg?fit=280%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=724"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/725"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}