{"id":778,"date":"2020-01-19T18:32:00","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T18:32:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:28:57","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:28:57","slug":"email-del-19-de-enero-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/01\/19\/email-del-19-de-enero-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 19 de enero 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-UmQ9Ab4LO-s\/XiSf546k5LI\/AAAAAAAAh8Q\/YeV6wW9a2IcvHRV4PNP7hIzXlijtSgxIQCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/El%2Bsue%25C3%25B1o%2Bde%2Bla%2Brazon%2Bproduce%2Bmonstruos.%2BGoya.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"378\" data-original-width=\"250\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/El2Bsue25C325B1o2Bde2Bla2Brazon2Bproduce2Bmonstruos.2BGoya.jpg?resize=263%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-779\" width=\"263\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Francisco de Goya. <i>El sue\u00f1o de la razon produce monstruos <\/i>(1799)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>Mi <i>oktoberfest<\/i> trasmutado a<i> januarfest<\/i>, sin giste de cerveza, ni desfiles de trajes tradicionales, y con un proceso de desmogue humano fallido producido por la infidelidad de mis tres amantes, ha acabado pas\u00e1ndome factura en forma de peque\u00f1os y conexionados ataques de nervios. Si ayer me sent\u00eda como un borrego en el matadero, hoy me siento como el matadero sin matarife. Supongo que no es m\u00e1s que otro de los jodidos cambios de humor a los que estoy acostumbrado y que, entre otras cosas, me proporcionan esas toneladas de verdadera lucidez existencial que me recuerdan que lo mejor para m\u00ed y para los que me rodean es no seguir existiendo. Porque no nos equivoquemos, existir, al igual que insistir, no son m\u00e1s que el resultado bastardo de la escabrosa y concupiscente fornicaci\u00f3n a tres entre los verbos \u00abresistir\u00bb y \u00abpersistir\u00bb y el vocablo \u00abfalencia\u00bb. Y aunque dicho t\u00e9rmino se asemeje a una graciosa fusi\u00f3n entre las voces, \u00abfalo\u00bb y \u00abValencia\u00bb, puedo asegurar que no todo lo que digo lo digo porque lo pienso. En ocasiones lo digo porque no tengo demasiado que decir o porque, sencillamente, me sale de los test\u00edculos <i>yin sanpaku<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Francisco de Goya. El sue\u00f1o de la razon produce monstruos (1799) Hola: Mi oktoberfest trasmutado a januarfest, sin giste de cerveza, ni desfiles de trajes tradicionales, y con un proceso de desmogue humano fallido producido por la infidelidad de mis tres amantes, ha acabado pas\u00e1ndome factura en forma de peque\u00f1os y conexionados ataques de nervios. 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