{"id":794,"date":"2020-01-07T19:13:00","date_gmt":"2020-01-07T19:13:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:29:01","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:29:01","slug":"email-del-7-de-enero-2020-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2020\/01\/07\/email-del-7-de-enero-2020-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 7 de enero 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-EWhvNFqWSxo\/XhTXtwzRE9I\/AAAAAAAAhuE\/6rziflix6fgEo98azGs_L1LWPAKeK38-ACLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/frazettagirls-art-print-fine-art-print-stretched-on-wooden-bar-16x20-dracula-meets-wolfman-print-28208687494.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1222\" data-original-width=\"949\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/frazettagirls-art-print-fine-art-print-stretched-on-wooden-bar-16x20-dracula-meets-wolfman-print-28208687494.jpg?resize=310%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-795\" width=\"310\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Frank Frazetta. <i>Dr\u00e1cula meets wolfman<\/i> [Appeared on the cover of comic book &#8216;Creepy #7&#8217;] (1965)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga:<\/p>\n<p>Estoy escribiendo mi primera novela de terror. Todav\u00eda no le he buscado un t\u00edtulo definitivo, pero creo que puedo adelantarte algo sobre el argumento, que trata sobre un tal Goyo Domenech, tambi\u00e9n llamado Ovulito de Masamagrell, trabajador p\u00edrricamente mod\u00e9lico en una f\u00e1brica de fluoropol\u00edmeros, padre de dos ni\u00f1os hipnag\u00f3gicos y hombre lobo en las noches de luna llena. Novelas sobre lic\u00e1ntropos las hay a montones, sin embargo, lo que creo que hace a esta superior al resto es que mi hombre lobo es incontinente. \u00a1No existe ning\u00fan monstruo cl\u00e1sico con p\u00e9rdidas de orina! \u00a1Ni uno solo! Por esa raz\u00f3n he pensado que si se convierte en un \u00e9xito de ventas, iniciar\u00e9 un ciclo en el que estar\u00e1n representados, Dr\u00e1cula, Frankenstein, la momia, el hombre invisible, el fantasma de la \u00f3pera, el monstruo de la laguna negra y el Dr. Jekyll &amp; Mr. Hyde, todos ellos, por supuesto, ataviados con pa\u00f1ales y sufriendo los problemas intr\u00ednsecos derivados de la incontinencia urinaria org\u00e1nica con rebosamiento.<\/p>\n<p>Me siento tan excitado con la idea, que he decidido llamar a dos desexcitadoras profesionales que me van a cobrar 400 euros por devolverme al estado anterior a la excitaci\u00f3n. Te mantendr\u00e9 informada.<\/p>\n<p>\nGreg<\/p>\n<p>P.D.<br \/>\nTe mantendr\u00e9 informada sobre los aspectos literarios de mi serie sobre monstruos con p\u00e9rdida del control de la vejiga, no sobre la t\u00e9cnica de las dos desexcitadoras profesionales.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Frank Frazetta. Dr\u00e1cula meets wolfman [Appeared on the cover of comic book &#8216;Creepy #7&#8217;] (1965) Amiga: Estoy escribiendo mi primera novela de terror. Todav\u00eda no le he buscado un t\u00edtulo definitivo, pero creo que puedo adelantarte algo sobre el argumento, que trata sobre un tal Goyo Domenech, tambi\u00e9n llamado Ovulito de Masamagrell, trabajador p\u00edrricamente mod\u00e9lico 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