{"id":806,"date":"2019-12-29T19:12:00","date_gmt":"2019-12-29T19:12:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:29:04","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:29:04","slug":"email-del-29-de-diciembre-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/12\/29\/email-del-29-de-diciembre-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 29 de diciembre 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-M5s40OH9UwA\/Xgj52k7oiRI\/AAAAAAAAhn0\/qUOvu1O3LpESuhCw2Kv188167gcIEeXLwCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/life-ancestor-1966.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"562\" data-original-width=\"650\" height=\"345\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/life-ancestor-1966.jpg?resize=400%2C345&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-807\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Tetyana Yablonska.<i> Life (Ancestor)<\/i> (1966)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAlgunos de los genes que se alojan en mis c\u00e9lulas son est\u00f3lidamente vigorosos, pues favorecen la supervivencia de mi cuerpo y de mi mente mientras contemplo c\u00f3mo sucumben los cuerpos o las mentes -y en alg\u00fan caso ambas al mismo tiempo- de mis conocidos y amigos. \u00a1Supongo que deber\u00eda sentirme satisfecho!, pero nunca he podido llegar a obtener algo semejante a la satisfacci\u00f3n que se prolongue en el tiempo durante m\u00e1s de diez o quince segundos. Por supuesto me refiero a la satisfacci\u00f3n producida por el contacto con otros humanos. Cuando la interacci\u00f3n es con objetos, pel\u00edculas, m\u00fasica, animales, plantas o los dos Marx (Groucho y Karl), el tiempo de complacencia puede llegar a convertirse en ilimitado. \u00a1Sospecho que he llegado a un punto en el que deber\u00eda volver a visitar a un especialista! El problema estriba en que todos los especialistas que me han sido asignados han llegado al mismo punto patol\u00f3gicamente alterado que yo y lo \u00fanico que han acabado deseando es que les visitara otro especialista m\u00e1s estoico o algunas prostitutas menos singulares.<\/p>\n<p>Se supone que yo soy la semisuma de mis padres. Y que mis padres son la semisuma de sus padres. Y que los padres de mis padres&#8230; bueno&#8230; as\u00ed hasta llegar a alg\u00fan jodido mono en proceso de erguirse de forma vertical y ser capaz de andar sobre las dos extremidades inferiores. La pregunta es, \u00bfdeber\u00eda cagarme en todos mis antecesores? Supongo que s\u00ed, aunque en realidad no s\u00e9 si estoy lo suficientemente preparado para tal proceso regenerador. De momento me consuelo con saber que nunca se me podr\u00e1 acriminar por ser el padre biol\u00f3gico de uno o varios psic\u00f3patas.<\/p>\n<p>Y mientras trato de fungir como redentor, mi incapacidad total para comprender la verdadera raz\u00f3n de la existencia se precipita en forma de flujo pirocl\u00e1stico. Y aunque tengo verdaderos problemas para deletrear el vocablo \u00abpirocl\u00e1stico\u00bb, no me sucede lo mismo con los t\u00e9rminos \u00abgalvanopl\u00e1stico\u00bb, \u00abescol\u00e1stico\u00bb o \u00abempl\u00e1stico\u00bb. Y si en contadas ocasiones he padecido de purgaciones no ha sido por yacer con hembra placentera. Y aunque tenga que matar, enga\u00f1ar o robar, a Dios pongo por testigo de que jam\u00e1s volver\u00e9 a robar un esp\u00e9culo ginecol\u00f3gico.<\/p>\n<p>Greg (tambi\u00e9n conocido como Trotulo de Salerno)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tetyana Yablonska. Life (Ancestor) (1966) Algunos de los genes que se alojan en mis c\u00e9lulas son est\u00f3lidamente vigorosos, pues favorecen la supervivencia de mi cuerpo y de mi mente mientras contemplo c\u00f3mo sucumben los cuerpos o las mentes -y en alg\u00fan caso ambas al mismo tiempo- de mis conocidos y amigos. \u00a1Supongo que deber\u00eda sentirme 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