{"id":818,"date":"2019-12-20T11:49:00","date_gmt":"2019-12-20T11:49:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:29:10","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:29:10","slug":"email-del-20-de-diciembre-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/12\/20\/email-del-20-de-diciembre-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 20 de diciembre 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-ZrzWJOXNBfQ\/Xfyz24sBkzI\/AAAAAAAAhao\/AqhpxdUWceMoKHgo1K2ViWVO3nvYGc4ygCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/10231_219731.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1184\" data-original-width=\"846\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/10231_219731.jpg?resize=285%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-819\" width=\"285\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Alan Berry Rhys. <i>Yarar\u00e1<\/i> (21st century)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Amiga:<\/p>\n<p>Mi ocupaci\u00f3n como dise\u00f1ador de orinales y bacinillas de la exclusiva marca francesa <i>Urinoirs R\u00e9publicains<\/i> me proporciona un nivel de vida repleto de lujo y abundancia. Excesos muy alejados de lo que se podr\u00eda esperar de un joven lugare\u00f1o, que gracias a unas dotes de observaci\u00f3n social avanzadas y una dedicaci\u00f3n al trabajo rayante con la obsesi\u00f3n, ha alcanzado las metas deseadas. Pero llegar hasta la cima no fue nada sencillo. Solo un porcentaje \u00ednfimo de mis amistades saben que pas\u00e9 m\u00e1s de siete a\u00f1os esbozando dise\u00f1os de palanganas, jofainas y aguamaniles. Y que despu\u00e9s de presentarme para un ascenso y conseguirlo, me tir\u00e9 casi cinco a\u00f1os dibujando botijos y alcarrazas. Gracias a que uno de mis esbozos de botijos gan\u00f3 el primer premio del XXVI Concurso de Cantarillos Pastunes organizado en Kabul (Afganist\u00e1n), mi carrera despeg\u00f3 como un Airbus A380 y de repente me vi aupado al puesto de dise\u00f1ador jefe en la empresa logro\u00f1esa lucroniense\u200bjacarera Cenotafios Baltasar, Lucrecia e Hijos, y de all\u00ed al holding <i>Libert\u00e9, \u00c9galit\u00e9, Fraternit\u00e9 et Toilettes<\/i>, accionistas de la compa\u00f1\u00eda de urinarios a la que alud\u00ed al comienzo de este texto.<\/p>\n<p>Actualmente mi vida est\u00e1 tan sumamente llena que en ocasiones rebosa y anega mis sentimientos m\u00e1s virtuosamente deshidratados, transform\u00e1ndome en una especie de cruce entre una <i>yarar\u00e1 <\/i>amenazante y un <i>salaud <\/i>rastrero y detestable. No en vano procedo de una estirpe de hijos de puta pueblerinos que se remonta hasta Don Armonario L\u00f3pez de Arrancapins, terrateniente y latifundista nacido en 1654 en pleno barrio de la <i>Seu<\/i> y conocido sobre todo por su inclinaci\u00f3n on\u00e1nica cism\u00e1tica y por ser uno de los m\u00e1s afamados coleccionistas de aguas fecales del continente.<\/p>\n<p>G. L. P. (Gregorio L\u00f3pez P\u00e9rez o GiLiPoll\u00edn del Almud\u00edn)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alan Berry Rhys. Yarar\u00e1 (21st century) Amiga: Mi ocupaci\u00f3n como dise\u00f1ador de orinales y bacinillas de la exclusiva marca francesa Urinoirs R\u00e9publicains me proporciona un nivel de vida repleto de lujo y abundancia. Excesos muy alejados de lo que se podr\u00eda esperar de un joven lugare\u00f1o, que gracias a unas dotes de observaci\u00f3n social avanzadas [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":819,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/10231_219731.jpg?fit=286%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=818"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/818\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/819"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}