{"id":828,"date":"2019-12-10T15:11:00","date_gmt":"2019-12-10T15:11:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:29:12","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:29:12","slug":"email-del-10-de-diciembre-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/12\/10\/email-del-10-de-diciembre-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 10 de diciembre 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-37wMeG4IkGk\/Xe-zd5Q9CfI\/AAAAAAAAhW4\/e1X9BIj1-j4YIc2GTfUkZ4iuZNCaPuZiwCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/klee.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1600\" data-original-width=\"1200\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/klee.jpg?resize=300%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-829\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Paul Klee. <i>Triumph of a degenerate<\/i> (1933)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\n<i>-As\u00ed se hace.<\/i><br \/>\nLas andorgas de boyazos entran en la m\u00e1quina. Tras un primer lavado pasan a una bandeja donde son sometidas a un segundo lavado. Despu\u00e9s a un tercer lavado. Y a un cuarto lavado. Y a un quinto lavado. Y a un sexto lavado. Y a un s\u00e9ptimo lavado. Y a un octavo lavado. Y a un noveno lavado. Y a un d\u00e9cimo lavado. Y a un und\u00e9cimo lavado. Y a un duod\u00e9cimo lavado. Y a un decimotercer lavado. Y a un decimocuarto lavado. Y a un decimoquinto lavado, este con aclarado y presecado. Cuando finalizan el d\u00e9cimoquinto lavado, con aclarado y presecado, son expulsadas por un flujo de aire comprimido a otra bandeja donde son secadas y deshumedecidas durante 35 minutos, antes de acabar plastificadas al vac\u00edo y en cajas de 16 unidades dispuestas para la venta.<\/p>\n<p><i>-As\u00ed no se hace.<\/i><br \/>\nIntento sincronizar las inspiraciones con las exhalaciones, pero acabo haci\u00e9ndome un l\u00edo y termino someti\u00e9ndome a una prueba espirom\u00e9trica que certifica que debo pagar las 36 mensualidades atrasadas a mi gur\u00fa Sri Vanda Vasudeva Jai. Sin embargo termino sincronizando 34 de las 36 mensualidades con todas las clases de vicios que conozco (juego, nicotina, drogas duras y sexo salvaje), por lo que de repente, se abre un nuevo mundo ante m\u00ed y acabo orin\u00e1ndome encima por la presi\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p><i>-As\u00ed lo hac\u00eda pap\u00e1.<\/i><br \/>\nEl<i> SS-Obersturmbannf\u00fchrer <\/i>de Primado Reig me agarr\u00f3 con fuerza por las orejas mientras me levantaba medio metro del suelo.<br \/>\n\u2014Hijo, eres un inutil.<br \/>\n\u2014Lo siento papi.<br \/>\n\u2014\u00a1Te he dicho mil veces que no quiero que me llames papi!<br \/>\n\u2014\u00a1Lo siento mi <i>SS-Brigadef\u00fchrer<\/i>!<br \/>\n\u2014\u00a1Idota, todavia no he llegado a tanto!<br \/>\n\u2014\u00a1Soy un idiota! \u00a1Soy un idiota!<br \/>\n\u2014\u00a1Eres un est\u00fapido!<br \/>\n\u2014\u00a1Soy un est\u00fapido! \u00a1Soy un est\u00fapido!<br \/>\n\u2014\u00a1Deber\u00eda obligarte a aspirar unos cuantos microgramos de Zyklon B!<br \/>\n\u2014\u00a1Soy unos cuantos gramos de Zyklon B! \u00a1Soy unos cuantos gramos de Zyklon B!<\/p>\n<p><i>-As\u00ed hablaba Zaratustra.<\/i><br \/>\nMi <i>rendez-vous <\/i>con el barbi\u00e1n instigador de la<i> omert\u00e0<\/i> finaliz\u00f3 cuando los impulsos err\u00e1ticos seguidos de una serie muy vaga de vagidos persistentes de Sue Hellen, la pintarroja atrapada en las redes de pesca mientras se faenaba a sotavento, se transformaron en espesor ideal, duradero y resistente. \u00a1En espesor!<br \/>\n\u00bfMi r<i>endez-vous<\/i> con el barbi\u00e1n instigador de la <i>omert\u00e0<\/i> finaliz\u00f3 cuando los impulsos err\u00e1ticos seguidos de&nbsp;una serie muy vaga de vagidos persistentes de Sue Hellen, la pintarroja atrapada en las redes de pesca mientras se faenaba a sotavento, se transformaron en espesor ideal, duradero y resistente? \u00bfEn espesor?<\/p>\n<p><i>-As\u00ed, as\u00ed, as\u00ed.<\/i><br \/>\n\u00abLunes antes de almorzar,<br \/>\nun est\u00fapido eg\u00f3latra asocial fue a jugar,<br \/>\npero no pudo jugar,<br \/>\nporque ten\u00eda que regurgitar.<\/p>\n<p>As\u00ed regurgitaba as\u00ed, as\u00ed.<br \/>\nAs\u00ed regurgitaba&nbsp;as\u00ed, as\u00ed.<br \/>\nAs\u00ed regurgitaba&nbsp;as\u00ed, as\u00ed.<br \/>\nAs\u00ed regurgitaba que yo lo vi\u00bb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paul Klee. Triumph of a degenerate (1933) -As\u00ed se hace. Las andorgas de boyazos entran en la m\u00e1quina. Tras un primer lavado pasan a una bandeja donde son sometidas a un segundo lavado. Despu\u00e9s a un tercer lavado. Y a un cuarto lavado. Y a un quinto lavado. Y a un sexto lavado. Y a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":829,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/klee.jpg?fit=300%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/828\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}