{"id":832,"date":"2019-12-06T10:49:00","date_gmt":"2019-12-06T10:49:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:29:13","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:29:13","slug":"email-del-6-de-diciembre-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/12\/06\/email-del-6-de-diciembre-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 6 de diciembre 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-ioFV4j92vyg\/Xeow24WrkcI\/AAAAAAAAhVo\/GX-b7whBCwgcBRze5WdHNKN1B_sipZvZwCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/Mass_of_Saint_Gregory_%25281440%2529_by_Robert_Campin.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1084\" data-original-width=\"900\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Mass_of_Saint_Gregory_252814402529_by_Robert_Campin.jpg?resize=331%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-833\" width=\"331\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><i>Robert Campin. Mass of Saint Gregory<\/i> (1415)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga m\u00eda:<\/p>\n<p>El cuchitril on\u00edrico, art\u00edfice de la mayor\u00eda de mis desasosiegos en forma de pesadillas o alucinaciones, se ha apuntado la pasada noche una peque\u00f1a victoria. Sin embargo, al contrario de lo que hago en otras ocasiones, no voy a transcribirte el argumento de la vesan\u00eda desbarrante que se ha apoderado de mi raz\u00f3n durante casi cuatro horas, pues no quiero parecer un a\u00f1oso pusil\u00e1nime, aunque en realidad, o por lo menos seg\u00fan las apariencias, debo de estar muy cerca de serlo.<\/p>\n<p>Todo comenz\u00f3 despu\u00e9s de cenar. Me encontraba tan exultante y, sobre todo, reforzado gracias al queso semicurado de oveja y al jam\u00f3n ib\u00e9rico que me acababa de zampar, que desist\u00ed de acercarme al club <i>Las pitufinas lujuriosas<\/i>, hecho que repito todos los d\u00edas despu\u00e9s de comer y cenar, sobre todo para facilitar la digesti\u00f3n y mantener a rajatabla los niveles de glucosa mediante el dur\u00edsimo entrenamiento sical\u00edptico, cuando sent\u00ed un dolorcillo en el epigastrio. En unos cuantos minutos ese dolor leve se convirti\u00f3 en una tortura inaguantable que se traslad\u00f3 al mesogastrio. Cuando la sensaci\u00f3n lacerante termin\u00f3 en el hipogastrio decid\u00ed acostarme, no sin antes haberme tomado tres comprimidos de Tranxilium con un vaso de tubo repleto de Jack Daniels.<\/p>\n<p>Lo que sucedi\u00f3, ya lo sabes. Por lo menos deber\u00edas saberlo si has empezado a leer este email por el primer p\u00e1rrafo: monstruos, brujas, demonios y cruasanes voladores. Ahora me encuentro un poco mejor, aunque si quieres que te sea sincero, ha habido un momento en que he estado a punto de dirigirme al cementerio municipal con un pico y una pala para intentar cavar una fosa lo suficientemente grande como para que cupiese mi cuerpo.<\/p>\n<p>Por esa raz\u00f3n creo que debemos aplazar nuestra cita para asistir juntos a misa esta tarde.<\/p>\n<p>\nGregory<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Robert Campin. Mass of Saint Gregory (1415) Amiga m\u00eda: El cuchitril on\u00edrico, art\u00edfice de la mayor\u00eda de mis desasosiegos en forma de pesadillas o alucinaciones, se ha apuntado la pasada noche una peque\u00f1a victoria. Sin embargo, al contrario de lo que hago en otras ocasiones, no voy a transcribirte el argumento de la vesan\u00eda desbarrante 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