{"id":834,"date":"2019-12-04T12:37:00","date_gmt":"2019-12-04T12:37:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:29:14","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:29:14","slug":"email-del-4-de-diciembre-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/12\/04\/email-del-4-de-diciembre-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 4 de diciembre 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-ygYsYKtAHFU\/XeencVFuJ5I\/AAAAAAAAhVI\/c0t9cuuIEho-41bRauStzh1m73KXgE-1QCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/77d9921f2c498ee3edb274484cba63b6.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"558\" data-original-width=\"800\" height=\"278\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/77d9921f2c498ee3edb274484cba63b6.jpg?resize=400%2C278&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-835\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Vincent van Gogh. <i>Country road <\/i>(1890)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\n\u00a1Ejem!:<\/p>\n<p>Paseaba por un camino angosto y repleto de hierbas y vegetaci\u00f3n a los lados, cuando de repente sufr\u00ed cierto desorden craneomandibular -posiblemente una subluxaci\u00f3n en la articulaci\u00f3n temporomandibular- que me impidi\u00f3 durante el resto del d\u00eda gritarle a cualquier forma de vida (humana, animal, vegetal o espectral) que quisiera escuchar mi mantra axiom\u00e1tico predilecto, que no es otro que <i>\u00abAbsolutamente todo en lo que se encuentren involucrados uno o varios descendientes b\u00edpedos de los monos primigenios, irremediablemente acabar\u00e1 siendo o pareciendo una respetable y caldosa mierda\u00bb<\/i>. Sin embargo, al verme impedido para esparcir mi acuosa negatividad gratuitamente, decid\u00ed que lo mejor que pod\u00eda hacer en ese estado de enmudecimiento absoluto era tumbarme entre la hojarasca y ponerme a pensar.<\/p>\n<p>Como no estaba demasiado acostumbrado a razonar, not\u00e9 cierta par\u00e1lisis en el l\u00f3bulo izquierdo, a pesar de ello, en menos de media hora llegu\u00e9 a la serie de conclusiones que unos meses m\u00e1s tarde formar\u00edan parte de mi ensayo <i>Autodiagn\u00f3stico af\u00e1sico y optimizaci\u00f3n de sus consecuencias <\/i>y&nbsp;que se convertir\u00eda en el octavo libro con peores ventas en la historia de la literatura espa\u00f1ola contempor\u00e1nea. No obstante, su descalabro comercial ayud\u00f3 a transformar mi contristamiento existencial en desmoronamiento estomacal. Desde entonces, nunca salgo de casa sin un intestino delgado de repuesto.<\/p>\n<p>G.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vincent van Gogh. 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