{"id":842,"date":"2019-11-28T10:54:00","date_gmt":"2019-11-28T10:54:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:29:15","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:29:15","slug":"email-del-28-de-noviembre-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/11\/28\/email-del-28-de-noviembre-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 28 de noviembre 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-b05FD1dnQCk\/Xd-mKaHUnNI\/AAAAAAAAhT4\/eOS5JCeOqBYdYGmDzGzo_0_-kITcvYlaQCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/204a76e9fd50154170708f0def424818.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"815\" data-original-width=\"600\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/204a76e9fd50154170708f0def424818.jpg?resize=293%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-843\" width=\"293\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">M.C. Escher. <i>Plane filling motif with human figures <\/i>(1921)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\n<i>\u00abLa vida, conmigo, no transcurre lo bastante deprisa, as\u00ed que la acelero. La corrijo. \u00a1Ma\u00f1ana me mato!\u00bb.<\/i><br \/>\n(Fuego fatuo, de Louis Malle. 1963)<\/p>\n<p>\n\u00daltimamente no hablo mucho con la gente, supongo he vuelto a entrar en el \u00abmodo defensa\u00bb que tan buenos resultados me ha proporcionado en el pasado. Cada vez que un par\u00f3nimo carniforme, es decir, un ser humano, se acerca a m\u00ed con claros prop\u00f3sitos conversacionales aprieto la tecla Intro situada en alguna parte de mi cerebro, pero con un acceso directo en lo que hace millones de a\u00f1os fue un ojo pineal, y mi cuerpo se camufla perfectamente en el entorno. He sido \u00e1rbol, pared de ladrillos, se\u00f1al de tr\u00e1fico, cajero autom\u00e1tico, pipic\u00e1n y otros muchos elementos. Y aunque ya no cabe ninguna duda de que no soy un ni\u00f1o (en enero 58), me siento tan frustrado y melanc\u00f3lico como el peque\u00f1o Iv\u00e1n de Tarkovsky. \u00a1Y tan revulsivo como un producto vesicante! Supongo que mi autodomesticaci\u00f3n conductual no ha logrado el \u00e9xito esperado. \u00bfDeber\u00eda someterme a una autoeutanasia? \u00bfO mejor olvidarme de todas las mierdas trabajosamente manufacturadas por la sociedad para hacernos sentir in\u00fatiles o pertenecientes al poco exclusivo grupo de los nacidos estrellados, y al mismo tiempo defecar sobre el malgastado y a estas alturas inaprovechable prefijo \u00abauto\u00bb? Por cierto, ya no necesito automedicarme. Ni siquiera autoafirmarme. Y mucho menos autocensurarme. Lo \u00fanico que realmente necesito es un pase VIP. \u00bfUn pase VIP? S\u00ed, un pase VIP.&nbsp; \u00bfPero, un pase Vip&#8230;? S\u00ed, un pase VIP absoluto \u00bfPero un pase VIP absoluto para d\u00f3nde? Un pase VIP absoluto para todo.<\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M.C. Escher. Plane filling motif with human figures (1921) \u00abLa vida, conmigo, no transcurre lo bastante deprisa, as\u00ed que la acelero. La corrijo. \u00a1Ma\u00f1ana me mato!\u00bb. (Fuego fatuo, de Louis Malle. 1963) \u00daltimamente no hablo mucho con la gente, supongo he vuelto a entrar en el \u00abmodo defensa\u00bb que tan buenos resultados me ha proporcionado 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