{"id":844,"date":"2019-11-27T07:20:00","date_gmt":"2019-11-27T07:20:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:29:16","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:29:16","slug":"email-del-27-de-noviembre-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/11\/27\/email-del-27-de-noviembre-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 27 de noviembre 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-Rv_-MOuuO0Q\/Xd4i3JJAB8I\/AAAAAAAAhTo\/_USAYz0aQVcVBZq6NXo35qFRJdgNOHy9ACLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/apples-in-bowl-1888.jpg%2521Large.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"571\" data-original-width=\"750\" height=\"303\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/apples-in-bowl-1888.jpg2521Large.jpg?resize=400%2C303&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-845\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Paul Gauguin. <i>Apples in bowl<\/i> (1888)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>Cada vez que me como una manzana pienso que deber\u00eda haberme comido una pera. Como me zampo dos manzanas al d\u00eda, pienso dos veces al d\u00eda que act\u00fao en contra de mis impulsos. Pero si lo que realmente quiero comer son peras, \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 como manzanas? La respuesta no es sencilla. Quiz\u00e1 sea porque las manzanas son unas jodidas segundonas, por lo menos en mi lista de frutas consumibles, y siempre he sentido verdaderas n\u00e1useas con todo lo que tenga que ver con n\u00fameros uno o vencedores. \u00a1Y por principios! Podr\u00eda comer peras. Incluso podr\u00eda comer una pera por la ma\u00f1ana y una manzana a media tarde. O dos peras los d\u00edas pares y dos manzanas los impares. Claro que tambi\u00e9n podr\u00eda comer melocotones, n\u00edsperos o unas rodajas de sand\u00eda. \u00a1Pero como manzanas! \u00a1Como manzanas pensando que son peras! Excepto cuando alguien me mira, que como manzanas pensando que son manzanas, pero de otra variedad distinta. Seguramente te preguntes por qu\u00e9 raz\u00f3n me complico tanto. En realidad no me complico nada. Como manzanas, \u00a1y eso es todo!<\/p>\n<p>El uno de enero del 2000 decid\u00ed llevar un diario al que bautic\u00e9 como <i>C\u00f3mputo pom\u00e1ceo<\/i> donde divago sobre las manzanas y llevo un c\u00e1lculo exacto sobre el n\u00famero de estas que me he comido desde ese d\u00eda. Al mismo tiempo, en la tarde de esa misma jornada comenc\u00e9 otro diario titulado <i>C\u00f3mputo irreal<\/i> donde medito sobre las peras que no me he comido desde que decid\u00ed comer \u00fanicamente manzanas. En lo que llevamos de siglo me he comido 13.820 manzanas, la mayor\u00eda de ellas de la variedad Fuji. Y aunque no me he comido ninguna pera, estoy seguro de que, en caso de haberlo hecho, la cantidad resultante ser\u00eda la misma.<\/p>\n<p>Mis amigos, o por lo menos los que dicen que son mis amigos, est\u00e1n convencidos de que soy un experto en manzanas y en (no) peras. Pero en realidad no lo soy en absoluto. Si realmente soy un erudito en alguna fruta es en ciruelas, aunque haga m\u00e1s de 30 a\u00f1os que no me haya comido ninguna. \u00a1S\u00ed, lo has adivinado! \u00a1Tambi\u00e9n llevo un diario ciruel\u00edstico! En \u00e9l reflexiono exclusivamente sobre los pl\u00e1tanos. \u00a1Pero solo sobre los pl\u00e1tanos que he visto comer a otros! Sobre los pl\u00e1tanos que me como yo no escribo nada porque, como ya deber\u00edas saber, solo como manzanas.<\/p>\n<p>Come manzanas,<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paul Gauguin. Apples in bowl (1888) Hola: Cada vez que me como una manzana pienso que deber\u00eda haberme comido una pera. Como me zampo dos manzanas al d\u00eda, pienso dos veces al d\u00eda que act\u00fao en contra de mis impulsos. Pero si lo que realmente quiero comer son peras, \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 como manzanas? 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