{"id":850,"date":"2019-11-22T11:06:00","date_gmt":"2019-11-22T11:06:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:29:17","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:29:17","slug":"email-del-22-de-noviembre-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/11\/22\/email-del-22-de-noviembre-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 22 de noviembre 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-LNoBcfUt7NM\/XdfAAzr262I\/AAAAAAAAhSo\/ac18UjaGb-YZjSw_ApvzAaftamgYvXkYACLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/two-dogs-1899.jpg%2521Large.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"433\" data-original-width=\"750\" height=\"230\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/two-dogs-1899.jpg2521Large.jpg?resize=400%2C230&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-851\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Theo van Doesburg. <i>Two dogs<\/i> (1899)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>Mientras Papadopoulos y Madre\u00f1a engull\u00edan sus Friskies y Dog Chow respectivamente, yo me limpiaba la cara con una toallita h\u00fameda dermoactiva de manzanilla y cal\u00e9ndula. Si en lugar de haber sido yo el que se limpiaba la cara con una toallita h\u00fameda dermoactiva de manzanilla y cal\u00e9ndula hubiesen sido Papadopoulos y Madre\u00f1a, entonces yo hubiese tenido que engullir una mezcla repugnante de Friskies y Dog Chow y el desenlace, obviamente, habr\u00eda sido totalmente diferente. Afortunadamente fueron ellos los que se tragaron el pienso y yo el que hidrat\u00f3 y protegi\u00f3 la capa c\u00f3rnea de su epidermis. Sin embargo, te juro por Celia Castro que estuve a punto de limpiarme la capa c\u00f3rnea de la epidermis con algunas bolitas de Friskies o Dog Chow y ofrecer como papeo a mis perros toallitas h\u00famedas dermoactivas de manzanilla y cal\u00e9ndula. O sin manzanilla y cal\u00e9ndula pero a base de \u00e1cido salic\u00edlico y <i>Mentha pulegium<\/i>. Y es m\u00e1s, en alg\u00fan momento se me pas\u00f3 por la cabeza limpiarme, hidratarme y protegerme la capa c\u00f3rnea de la epidermis con Celia Castro (o lo que quedara de ella) y dejar los comederos de mis mascotas vac\u00edos para que se jodiesen un poco y comenzaran a valorar sus existencias como animales de compa\u00f1\u00eda y no como subchuchos gordos, maulas y haraganes.<\/p>\n<p>Te cuento esto porque de alguna forma siento que t\u00fa eres la \u00fanica persona que no me comprende y que est\u00e1 convencida de que, adem\u00e1s de un tipo raro, soy un engendro mani\u00e1tico e intimidante con complejo de superioridad en la zona m\u00e1s o menos inferior o p\u00e9lvica del cuerpo, y complejo de inferioridad en la parte superior, justo donde descansa la cabeza con el cerebro. Si no pensaras eso, seguramente entrar\u00eda en tu domicilio cuando estuvieses en la peluquer\u00eda, robar\u00eda parte del pienso con el que alimentas a tus gatos y se los ofrecer\u00eda a Papadopoulos y Madre\u00f1a. Y despu\u00e9s, o quiz\u00e1 al mismo tiempo, me limpiar\u00eda la cara con una toallita h\u00fameda Dodot Sensitive de las que usas para desmaquillarte porque est\u00e1s convencida de que previenen las irritaciones y rojeces.<\/p>\n<p>Gorigori Cementeri<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Theo van Doesburg. Two dogs (1899) Hola: Mientras Papadopoulos y Madre\u00f1a engull\u00edan sus Friskies y Dog Chow respectivamente, yo me limpiaba la cara con una toallita h\u00fameda dermoactiva de manzanilla y cal\u00e9ndula. Si en lugar de haber sido yo el que se limpiaba la cara con una toallita h\u00fameda dermoactiva de manzanilla y cal\u00e9ndula hubiesen [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":851,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/two-dogs-1899.jpg2521Large.jpg?fit=400%2C231&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/850\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}