{"id":852,"date":"2019-11-19T11:27:00","date_gmt":"2019-11-19T11:27:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:29:21","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:29:21","slug":"email-del-19-de-noviembre-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/11\/19\/email-del-19-de-noviembre-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 19 de noviembre 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-RAQfg-_dpBE\/XdPQdRgJz4I\/AAAAAAAAhSY\/OUMv1Zj0gBkZXxTsOfb4Tg1t1ilWCIULwCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/lucian-freud--naked-man-on-a-bed--1990-etching-%2528ed-of-40%2529-298cmx298cm_2x.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1138\" data-original-width=\"1134\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/lucian-freud-naked-man-on-a-bed-1990-etching-2528ed-of-402529-298cmx298cm_2x.jpg?resize=397%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-853\" width=\"397\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Lucian Freud. <i>Naked man on a bed<\/i> (1990)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>La hipnosis es un fraude. La astrolog\u00eda es una estafa. El yoga, la acupuntura y las flores de Bach son un timo. Lo mismo que las religiones, los ovnis y las filosof\u00edas asi\u00e1ticas. Vivimos y morimos rodeados de araneros y sablistas que intentan vivir a costa de un n\u00famero muy considerable de badulaques y sujetos poco favorecidos intelectualmente. Porque hay que ser una verdadera ac\u00e9mila para seguir a Jes\u00fas y su cretinismo doctrinal o creer que intentando posturitas imposibles y saludando al sol cada ma\u00f1ana nos expandiremos espiritualmente o alcanzaremos esa liberaci\u00f3n denominada Nirvana. Yo siempre he cre\u00eddo en lo que mis ojos tristes y cansados pod\u00edan ver. Por lo menos en lo que mis ojos tristes y cansados pod\u00edan ver cuando llevaba puestas las gafas. Actualmente ni siquiera creo en bastantes de las cosas que veo, pues mi capacidad para separar lo real de lo imaginario, o incluso de lo manufacturado, ha mermado debido a la edad y sobre todo porque he rehusado seguir llevando las lentes, ya que reducen mi guapura y garbosidad valetudinarias a un nivel demasiado chocarrero.<\/p>\n<p>Cambiando de tema: ayer me pas\u00e9 siete horas seguidas enfrascado en un libro titulado <i>El maravilloso mundo de los test\u00edculos<\/i>, de un tal doctor Archivaldo Bicharrango, rector del Centro Genital de Valencia. \u00bfSab\u00edas que el primer par de cojones fue llamado Ugh-ugh por su hom\u00ednido propietario hace alrededor de 300,000 a\u00f1os? \u00bfY hab\u00edas escuchado alguna vez que los test\u00edculos tienen sentimientos? \u00bfY que dichos sentimientos son amarillos? Pues todo eso, y un mont\u00f3n de cosas m\u00e1s, lo he aprendido de ese maravilloso volumen cient\u00edfico. Ma\u00f1ana mismo me comprar\u00e9 <i>El maravilloso mundo de las franjas ov\u00e1ricas, las trompas de Falopio y las gl\u00e1ndulas de Bartolino<\/i>, tambi\u00e9n del mismo autor y considerado su <i>magnum opus<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Ahora debo dejarte. Tengo que desinfectar un divieso que se me ha inficionado. Ma\u00f1ana no podr\u00e9 escribirte porque tendr\u00e9 que absterger el mismo fur\u00fanculo. Pasado ma\u00f1ana tampoco podr\u00e9 ponerme en contacto contigo, pues el jodido lobanillo todav\u00eda no estar\u00e1 curado. El jueves me toca guardia en el cementerio y el viernes es la inauguraci\u00f3n de la nueva manceb\u00eda estatal y yo soy el suministrador oficial de la cinta de polyprotex sin impresi\u00f3n y las tijeras.<\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lucian Freud. Naked man on a bed (1990) Hola: La hipnosis es un fraude. La astrolog\u00eda es una estafa. El yoga, la acupuntura y las flores de Bach son un timo. Lo mismo que las religiones, los ovnis y las filosof\u00edas asi\u00e1ticas. Vivimos y morimos rodeados de araneros y sablistas que intentan vivir a costa [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":853,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/lucian-freud-naked-man-on-a-bed-1990-etching-2528ed-of-402529-298cmx298cm_2x.jpg?fit=398%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=852"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}