{"id":854,"date":"2019-11-18T12:05:00","date_gmt":"2019-11-18T12:05:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:29:21","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:29:21","slug":"email-del-18-de-noviembre-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/11\/18\/email-del-18-de-noviembre-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 18 de noviembre 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-HdEnc6V4oX4\/XdKHQhcABaI\/AAAAAAAAhSE\/-8QD_fvOj5IOYYmfehQb5VTpzm8VycwIACLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/the-madness-of-fear.jpg%2521Large.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"499\" data-original-width=\"750\" height=\"265\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/the-madness-of-fear.jpg2521Large.jpg?resize=400%2C265&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-855\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Francisco de Goya. <i>La locura del miedo<\/i> (1823)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida:<\/p>\n<p>He reunido 11 cuentos protagonizados por animales en un volumen que se titular\u00e1 <i>La personalidad pl\u00e1stica del gatito Florentino despu\u00e9s de someterse a una cardioversi\u00f3n por medio de electrodos, y otras 10 f\u00e1bulas m\u00e1s o menos bicheras, no necesariamente cascabeleras<\/i>. En realidad todos los cuentos, excepto el titulado <i>El domesticador de vieiras<\/i>, dorm\u00edan en un caj\u00f3n desde hace a\u00f1os, algunos incluso lustros o d\u00e9cadas, y reunirlos en una especie de antolog\u00eda ha sido la \u00fanica manera que se me ha ocurrido para que dejen de pertenecer a mi ya extensa colecci\u00f3n de textos no publicados. Si la cosa funciona, quiero decir, si la recopilaci\u00f3n se convierte en un \u00e9xito, creo que podr\u00eda hacer lo mismo con una serie de ensayos cortos sobre la muerte y su relaci\u00f3n con la falta de vida que escrib\u00ed el a\u00f1o pasado mientras me encontraba convaleciente de una penoplastia.<\/p>\n<p>Dicen que cada dos segundos muere un ser humano. Tambi\u00e9n dicen que el n\u00famero de <i>Homo sapiens<\/i> muertos en toda la historia es superior a 100.000 millones. Y seg\u00fan las estad\u00edsticas, actualmente pueblan el planeta 7.300 millones de personas, algunas de ellas ciertamente poco humanas. De esos miles de millones de personas, m\u00e1s de la tercera parte viven en condiciones infrahumanas, en pa\u00edses con una tasa de paro muy alta, con un futuro inmoderadamente incierto, y lo que es peor, sin un supermercado Mercadona relativamente cerca. Mientras toda esa pobre gente malvive y malduerme, yo sigo esperando convertirme en un autor famoso o que me toque la primitiva para comprarme dos o tres yates y llenarlos de caviar y mujeres desnudas. Pero por alguna raz\u00f3n, eso no sucede.<\/p>\n<p>As\u00ed que me veo empujado a escribir y escribir como si estuviera pose\u00eddo, cuando en realidad aborrezco sentarme delante de una hoja en blanco. Claro que tambi\u00e9n odio tener que pagar por la ginebra y los comprimidos a base de sildenafilo, tadalafilo, vardenafilo o avanafilo. \u00a1Me gustar\u00eda tanto ser Dios o por lo menos alguna de sus mascotas!<\/p>\n<p>Tengo serias sospechas de que en realidad yo soy yo. \u00a1Y eso me horroriza!<\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Francisco de Goya. La locura del miedo (1823) Querida: He reunido 11 cuentos protagonizados por animales en un volumen que se titular\u00e1 La personalidad pl\u00e1stica del gatito Florentino despu\u00e9s de someterse a una cardioversi\u00f3n por medio de electrodos, y otras 10 f\u00e1bulas m\u00e1s o menos bicheras, no necesariamente cascabeleras. En realidad todos los cuentos, excepto [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":855,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/the-madness-of-fear.jpg2521Large.jpg?fit=400%2C266&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=854"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}