{"id":868,"date":"2019-11-06T16:27:00","date_gmt":"2019-11-06T16:27:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:29:24","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:29:24","slug":"email-del-6-de-noviembre-de-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/11\/06\/email-del-6-de-noviembre-de-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 6 de noviembre de 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n
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Correggio. The assumption of the Virgin <\/i>(1530)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

\nNOTA IMPORTANTE: Este texto trata temas como la religi\u00f3n o las funciones corporales excrementales.<\/p>\n

\n\u00abDeb\u00e9is sacrificaros m\u00e1s, \u00a1co\u00f1o!\u00bb<\/i>
\n(Mensaje m\u00edstico de la Virgen en su aparici\u00f3n del d\u00eda 18 de junio de 1965 en Garabandal. Citado con licencia eclesi\u00e1stica)<\/p>\n

A decir verdad el vulgarismo referente al aparato sexual femenino se lo he a\u00f1adido yo, pero el resto de la frase es real, o por lo menos eso dicen todos los borregos que la escucharon y dieron fe en su d\u00eda. La verdad es que no me interesa lo m\u00e1s m\u00ednimo la Virgen o los sujetos pertenecientes a la gran familia Ovis<\/i>, pero s\u00ed la fecha exacta, pues en ese d\u00eda, yo, con poco m\u00e1s de tres a\u00f1itos manifest\u00e9 mi insatisfacci\u00f3n existencial orinando sobre la cara de mis padres mientras dorm\u00edan. La demostraci\u00f3n termin\u00f3 cuando mi vejiga se vaci\u00f3 por completo y mi madre tuvo que interponerse entre mi padre que bland\u00eda un cuchillo jamonero y yo. Al d\u00eda siguiente un psic\u00f3logo infantil con cara de sanci\u00f3n econ\u00f3mica me recet\u00f3 un poco de vida al aire libre. As\u00ed es como ingres\u00e9 en la OJE, ese movimiento franquista perteneciente al Frente de Juventudes. En realidad mi paso por ese grupo dur\u00f3 cinco meses, pues fui expulsado cuando en medio de una acampada en C\u00e1ceres sobresalt\u00e9 al mando Perico P\u00e9rez P\u00e9rez orin\u00e1ndole en la nuca mientras se apretaba un cilicio en el muslo.<\/p>\n

A partir de aquel instante llegu\u00e9 a la conclusi\u00f3n de que cuando fuese mayor deb\u00eda ser ur\u00f3logo. O por lo menos actor porno especializado en lluvia dorada. Sin embargo he terminado mis d\u00edas embozado emocionalmente y con inflamaci\u00f3n de pr\u00f3stata.<\/p>\n

Grego<\/p>\n

\nP. S.
\n\u00a1He llegado a otra conclusi\u00f3n! Si la valoraci\u00f3n (del 0 al 5) que hago de cada una de mis d\u00e9cadas es la que sigue:<\/p>\n

Primera d\u00e9cada (de 0 a 10 a\u00f1os): 1
\nSegunda d\u00e9cada (de 11 a 20 a\u00f1os): 1
\nTercera d\u00e9cada (de 21 a 30 a\u00f1os): 0
\nCuarta d\u00e9cada (de 31 a 40 a\u00f1os): 1
\nQuinta d\u00e9cada (de 41 a 50 a\u00f1os): 1
\nSexta d\u00e9cada (de 51 a\u00f1os hasta el d\u00eda de hoy): 0<\/p>\n

Entonces, la media no solo es francamente p\u00e9sima, sino bastante previsible y f\u00e1cil, tanto de valorar y calcular como de conjeturar o incluso caricaturizar, vulgarizar u otros muchos muchos \u00abar\u00bb. \u00a1Excepto defecar! No permito que nadie deponga o deposite sobre mis evaluaciones.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Correggio. The assumption of the Virgin (1530) NOTA IMPORTANTE: Este texto trata temas como la religi\u00f3n o las funciones corporales excrementales. \u00abDeb\u00e9is sacrificaros m\u00e1s, \u00a1co\u00f1o!\u00bb (Mensaje m\u00edstico de la Virgen en su aparici\u00f3n del d\u00eda 18 de junio de 1965 en Garabandal. Citado con licencia eclesi\u00e1stica) A decir verdad el vulgarismo referente al aparato sexual […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":869,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/the-assumption-of-the-virgin-1530.jpg2521Large.jpg?fit=400%2C334&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}