{"id":890,"date":"2019-10-08T15:15:00","date_gmt":"2019-10-08T15:15:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:29:30","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:29:30","slug":"email-del-8-de-octubre-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/10\/08\/email-del-8-de-octubre-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 8 de octubre 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-Fj6PirDsK-Y\/XZynXcTw1RI\/AAAAAAAAhIw\/sfM8-35nPo0LEePzJEcr4u3I-r1KZHPFwCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/jos265.jpeg.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"594\" data-original-width=\"800\" height=\"296\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/jos265.jpeg.jpg?resize=400%2C296&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-891\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Bo Joseph. <i>Semen and milk <\/i>(1997)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida:<\/p>\n<p>Me encontraba centonizando mi propia versi\u00f3n de <i>\u00abSDSS1416+13B (Zercon, a flagpole sitter)\u00bb<\/i> de Scott Walker, cuando algo parecido a una llama espectral se pos\u00f3 al rev\u00e9s, es decir, como si fuese un quir\u00f3ptero de tama\u00f1o mediano, bajo una de las ramas m\u00e1s tortuosas del <i>Ficus lyrata<\/i> que me regal\u00f3 unos a\u00f1os atr\u00e1s la famosa homicida y embalsamadora Casilda Cienfuegos. Al principio cre\u00ed que se trataba de un claro caso de rayo globular o incluso de un fuego fatuo, pero cuando me acerqu\u00e9 lo suficiente pude comprobar que en realidad esa llama fantasmal no era m\u00e1s que una gota de semen de considerable tama\u00f1o que brillaba gracias a la luz del sol. Seguramente esa gota proven\u00eda de mi \u00faltima automanipulaci\u00f3n sexual, efectuada con demasiada pasi\u00f3n unas pocas horas antes. As\u00ed que me arm\u00e9 con una gamuza de microfibra que previamente hab\u00eda humedecido con colonia Jacq&#8217;s pour homme, limpi\u00e9 a fondo la rama, casi de forma psicop\u00e1tica, y me sent\u00e9 sobre el sof\u00e1 a contemplar la nada.<\/p>\n<p>Estuve unas cuatro horas contemplando la ausencia incondicional y definitiva hasta que me entraron ganas de continuar con la centonizaci\u00f3n de&nbsp; <i>\u00abSDSS1416+13B (Zercon, a flagpole sitter)\u00bb<\/i>. Te juro por Linda Blair que centonic\u00e9 y centonic\u00e9 hasta que me fue imposible continuar centonizando, as\u00ed que decid\u00ed deshiperqueratosizar mis talones. Para ello us\u00e9 una cuchilla especial que no necesita que la dureza epid\u00e9rmica est\u00e9 en remojo. Cuando me libr\u00e9 de todos esos endurecimientos volv\u00ed a la contemplaci\u00f3n de la inexistencia durante otras cuatro horas hasta que al fin repar\u00e9 en que entre unas y otras cosas hab\u00eda despilfarrado 18 horas de mi vida. Horas que jam\u00e1s volver\u00eda a recuperar.<\/p>\n<p>Te escribo todo esto porque he intentado cont\u00e1rselo a mi vecino Remigio, a su mujer Remigia y a su hijo Remig\u00edn y me han enviado a la jodida puta mierda.<\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bo Joseph. Semen and milk (1997) Querida: Me encontraba centonizando mi propia versi\u00f3n de \u00abSDSS1416+13B (Zercon, a flagpole sitter)\u00bb de Scott Walker, cuando algo parecido a una llama espectral se pos\u00f3 al rev\u00e9s, es decir, como si fuese un quir\u00f3ptero de tama\u00f1o mediano, bajo una de las ramas m\u00e1s tortuosas del Ficus lyrata que me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":891,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center 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