{"id":892,"date":"2019-10-07T11:38:00","date_gmt":"2019-10-07T11:38:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:29:33","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:29:33","slug":"email-del-7-de-octubre-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/10\/07\/email-del-7-de-octubre-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 7 de octubre 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-2uNRco53qD0\/XZypUQrUfxI\/AAAAAAAAhI8\/5YNXdeF0E7owDIjVtv9X6ZOm3C06VCDBQCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/est.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"615\" data-original-width=\"500\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/est.jpg?resize=325%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-893\" width=\"325\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Juan Gris. <i>The book <\/i>(1913)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Querida:<\/p>\n<p>Mi op\u00fasculo sobre el rebosamiento emocional, perteneciente a la serie <i>Desbordamientos<\/i>&nbsp;y titulado <i>Riada embornal<\/i>, ha causado sensaci\u00f3n entre las principales editoriales nacionales. Sin embargo ninguna ha aceptado publicarlo y el \u00fanico editor que se ha dignado a explicarme la raz\u00f3n me ha dejado patidifuso:<\/p>\n<p>\u00abSe\u00f1or L\u00f3pez:<\/p>\n<p>Su ensayo me ha desbordado de la misma manera que lo hicieron los anteriores, <i>Desbordamiento vaginal,<\/i> <i>Anegaci\u00f3n endrinal<\/i>, <i>Inundaci\u00f3n isoclinal<\/i> y A<i>luvi\u00f3n pleistocenal<\/i>. El problema es que tanto mis socios como un n\u00famero muy elevado de lectores comienzan a mostrar signos de agotamiento tanto f\u00edsico como mental debido a tantos y tantos desbordamientos y, sobre todo, y si graciosamente me lo permite, a tanto vocablo terminado en \u00abal\u00bb. Pero por favor, no haga lo mismo que hizo cuando le rechazamos <i>Tromba peritoneal y<\/i> usted nos volvi\u00f3 a enviar el mismo texto con el t\u00edtulo cambiado a <i>Vello escrotal en las narinas<\/i>. Le aseguro que no nos chupamos el dedo. Puede que otras partes del cuerpo s\u00ed, pero de momento ninguno de los ap\u00e9ndices en que terminan las manos o los pies.<\/p>\n<p>Atentamente<\/p>\n<p>Luis Bayer Yerba\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Supongo que deber\u00eda volver a la carpinter\u00eda de mi padre y ayudarle a hacer armarios de cocina y ba\u00f1o, o quiz\u00e1 a la peluquer\u00eda de mi madre a barrer el suelo y limpiar los cachibaches. No sacaba demasiada pasta pero por lo menos no ten\u00eda que sufrir tantos disfemismos. \u00a1Me siento como un mugr\u00f3n decumbente! Creo que voy a acodarme&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\nGreg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Juan Gris. The book (1913) Querida: Mi op\u00fasculo sobre el rebosamiento emocional, perteneciente a la serie Desbordamientos&nbsp;y titulado Riada embornal, ha causado sensaci\u00f3n entre las principales editoriales nacionales. Sin embargo ninguna ha aceptado publicarlo y el \u00fanico editor que se ha dignado a explicarme la raz\u00f3n me ha dejado patidifuso: \u00abSe\u00f1or L\u00f3pez: Su ensayo me 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