{"id":898,"date":"2019-10-02T07:47:00","date_gmt":"2019-10-02T07:47:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:29:34","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:29:34","slug":"email-del-2-de-octubre-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/10\/02\/email-del-2-de-octubre-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 2 de octubre 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-6_ZyDkI6SdU\/XZRVNZqS7lI\/AAAAAAAAhGk\/q0vaSTniQFYoqAYvxmbb-UOtAUFd5clIACLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/a58543c4d91e2cb863b6ecd65835710a.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"501\" data-original-width=\"700\" height=\"286\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/a58543c4d91e2cb863b6ecd65835710a.jpg?resize=400%2C286&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-899\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Shitao. <i>Back home after a night of drunkenness<\/i> (1707)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nEn ocasiones veo vasos repletos de vino. Sobre todo cuando estoy sentado en un bar. Sin embargo, cuando estoy en misa, ya sea sentado o arrodillado, solo puedo oler sus efluvios desde la lejan\u00eda, sobre todo en las partes de la liturgia de la eucarist\u00eda y la ep\u00edclesis. En esos instantes tengo que hacer gala de toda mi fortaleza para no levantarme y derribar al sacerdote de una patada circular de Krav Maga para poder beberme el contenido del c\u00e1liz, mientras saboreo las tapitas redondas e insustanciales que descansan sobre la patena. Recuerdo que una vez estuve a punto de hacerlo, pero algo parecido a un rostro afable y mal afeitado en forma de aparici\u00f3n mariana me lo impidi\u00f3. La desverg\u00fcenza y el atrevimiento del esp\u00edritu me irrit\u00f3 profundamente y nada m\u00e1s salir del templo la emprend\u00ed con&nbsp; lo que en aquel instante me pareci\u00f3 un gato, aunque en realidad era una rata de aspecto robusto que, enojada, se me subi\u00f3 por dentro de la pernera del pantal\u00f3n y me arranc\u00f3 un test\u00edculo de un bocado. Desde entonces me llaman \u00abel Tajado Chicl\u00e1n\u00bb e incluso una tuna del barrio ha compuesto una cancioncilla sobre m\u00ed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><i>\u00abEl Tajado Chicl\u00e1n no tiene, no tiene, no tiene,<\/i><br \/>\n<i>suficientes brazos para sujetar la privaaaa.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Tambi\u00e9n le falta una turma, una turma, una turma,<\/i><br \/>\n<i>aunque eso en realidad se la sudaaa.\u00bb<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Las mujeres me asquean. La comida me estri\u00f1e. O quiz\u00e1 es al rev\u00e9s. Cuando no bebo veo todo de color nad\u00edn, que es una tonalidad que no existe, sin embargo cuando el alcohol recorre mis venas siento que soy un ser avanzado y que alguien o algo con cierto poder omnisciente se ha asegurado de que mi presencia en el planeta no pase desapercibida. Quiz\u00e1 por esa raz\u00f3n intento mantenerme a flote, aunque la verdad es que en numerosas ocasiones me gustar\u00eda tener un bot\u00f3n con el cual pudiera destruir todo lo que es, e incluso lo que no es, apret\u00e1ndolo con fuerza. Por supuesto me refiero a un bot\u00f3n f\u00edsico, aunque soy consciente de que con uno digital las cosas ser\u00edan diferentes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shitao. Back home after a night of drunkenness (1707) En ocasiones veo vasos repletos de vino. Sobre todo cuando estoy sentado en un bar. Sin embargo, cuando estoy en misa, ya sea sentado o arrodillado, solo puedo oler sus efluvios desde la lejan\u00eda, sobre todo en las partes de la liturgia de la eucarist\u00eda y 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