{"id":918,"date":"2019-09-19T16:55:00","date_gmt":"2019-09-19T16:55:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:29:39","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:29:39","slug":"email-del-19-de-septiembre-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/09\/19\/email-del-19-de-septiembre-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 19 de septiembre 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-V7-oO61b9EA\/XYOxsmWSNwI\/AAAAAAAAhDk\/qzDjrq0b3aocvWUwjr3BRV18dVikHYLewCLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/2a6c18773d93ce437c711de190eda116.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"539\" data-original-width=\"799\" height=\"268\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/2a6c18773d93ce437c711de190eda116.jpg?resize=400%2C268&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-919\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Theophile Steinlen. <i>Black cat <\/i>(XIX cent)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nCreo que alguna vez deber\u00eda tratar de explicar c\u00f3mo se preparan los tradicionales Gurgurros de Benimaclet, esos sabrosos pastelitos inventados en el siglo XVI por san Gurgurro del m\u00e9dano, tambi\u00e9n llamado Gurgurro el Adocenado. Pero hasta que ese instante caiga como una abuela gorda y decida transformar esta ind\u00f3mita, mis\u00e1ntropa y umbrosa bit\u00e1cora en una de cocina, m\u00e1s o menos prostituida y maleable, todav\u00eda me tiene que apalizar la existencia unas doscientas, trescientas o cuatrocientas veces m\u00e1s. Y poco me importa que blogueras famosas y sumamente influyentes me tienten con ilimitados masajes prepuciales. \u00a1Soy un sujeto incorruptible! Y no solo eso, adem\u00e1s soy exfagotista y contrafagotista, aunque no creo que a nadie le importe demasiado qu\u00e9 clases de leng\u00fcetas dobles (aprisionadas en diferentes tudeles) me meto en la boca para intentar aguantar tanta insensatez externa. Porque como le sucede a las terneras, la m\u00fasica de los instrumentos de viento fabricados con maderas nobles tiende a transformar mi agresividad intr\u00ednseca en armon\u00eda ecu\u00e1nime.<\/p>\n<p>Mientras trato de escribir qu\u00e9 es lo que siento, c\u00f3mo lo siento, y d\u00f3nde lo siento, mi gato Graymalkin trata de encabronar a mi sapo Paddock para que secrete la mucosidad lechosa repleta de toxinas ponzo\u00f1osas de las gl\u00e1ndulas par\u00f3tidas (con mecanismos de acci\u00f3n semejantes a los producidos por la dietilamida de \u00e1cido lis\u00e9rgico) y as\u00ed poder lamerla y ponerse total y desquiciadamente ciego. Porque solamente intoxicado y alucinado es capaz de sentirse lo suficientemente fuerte como para aguantar la insolencia expl\u00edcita de los roedores que se esconden detr\u00e1s de las paredes huecas y debajo del falso suelo laminado adquirido en Ikea.<\/p>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Theophile Steinlen. Black cat (XIX cent) Creo que alguna vez deber\u00eda tratar de explicar c\u00f3mo se preparan los tradicionales Gurgurros de Benimaclet, esos sabrosos pastelitos inventados en el siglo XVI por san Gurgurro del m\u00e9dano, tambi\u00e9n llamado Gurgurro el Adocenado. Pero hasta que ese instante caiga como una abuela gorda y decida transformar esta ind\u00f3mita, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":919,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/2a6c18773d93ce437c711de190eda116.jpg?fit=400%2C270&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=918"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/918\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/919"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}