{"id":942,"date":"2019-08-30T12:37:00","date_gmt":"2019-08-30T12:37:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:29:48","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:29:48","slug":"email-del-30-de-agosto-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/08\/30\/email-del-30-de-agosto-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 30 de agosto 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-iFhOOXN5auM\/XWkYEpIHOPI\/AAAAAAAAg-s\/5urFG4wyNYsq3dgAccJja3IrWDeS0ac4wCLcBGAs\/s1600\/the-angry-one.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1090\" data-original-width=\"800\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/the-angry-one.jpg?resize=292%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-943\" width=\"292\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Ferdinand Hodler. <i>The angry one<\/i> (XIX-XX cent.)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\u00a1Hey, t\u00fa!:<\/p>\n<p>He sacado la cabeza por la ventana y he mirado hacia arriba. Podr\u00eda haber sacado otras partes del cuerpo m\u00e1s fl\u00e1cidas, pero he cre\u00eddo que no era el momento apropiado. El cielo se me ha antojado de un azul tipo \u00abDrag\u00f3n de zafiro de Kamakura\u00bb y la ventana inc\u00f3moda como un f\u00e9retro cuadriforme. Cuando he decidido que ya hab\u00eda visto suficiente me he sentado sobre una viejecita caqu\u00e9ctica, a la que antes hab\u00eda contratado como silla humana, y he meditado acerca de la existencia y los granos en el perineo. Cuando he llegado a un punto en que me ha sido imposible diferenciar un argumento <i>ad hominem<\/i> de una falacia c<i>\u00e9teris p\u00e1ribus<\/i>, he detenido la ceremonia de meditaci\u00f3n en el acto y he pagado a la anciana, aunque no sin antes recriminarle su aspecto decadente.<\/p>\n<p>Dentro de un rato pienso sacar la cabeza por la ventana otra vez. Pero en esta ocasi\u00f3n mirar\u00e9 hacia abajo. Y si me atrevo igual me desabrocho la bragueta y saco a un invitado muy especial al que llamo Policarpo o Polonio, seg\u00fan mi estado de \u00e1nimo. Y si sigo con el mismo grado de osad\u00eda hasta es posible que eche una meadita sobre las cabezas de los individuos de ambos sexos que en esos momentos se encuentren a tiro. Y si despu\u00e9s de semejante gorrinada pienso que me he quedado corto, es muy muy muy factible que me encarame de espaldas y suelte un par de morcillitas calientes sin arroz. Y si mi \u00e1nimo se transforma en euforia, puede hasta que tire a la vieja y luego me precipite yo. Porque estoy convencido de que los degenerados -y yo soy uno de ellos- no deben coexistir con m\u00e1s degenerados -y tres cuartas partes de la poblaci\u00f3n lo son-, sino con virtuosos, para as\u00ed hacerles la vida insoportable. Solo malviviendo mental y emocionalmente se alcanza Chirivirbi, que es el Nirvana de los col\u00e9ricos, exasperados y encabronados.<\/p>\n<p>Greg \u00abZeitgeist\u00bb L\u00f3pez, el neoludita nimbado<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ferdinand Hodler. The angry one (XIX-XX cent.) \u00a1Hey, t\u00fa!: He sacado la cabeza por la ventana y he mirado hacia arriba. Podr\u00eda haber sacado otras partes del cuerpo m\u00e1s fl\u00e1cidas, pero he cre\u00eddo que no era el momento apropiado. El cielo se me ha antojado de un azul tipo \u00abDrag\u00f3n de zafiro de Kamakura\u00bb y [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":943,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/the-angry-one.jpg?fit=294%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=942"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}