{"id":958,"date":"2019-08-18T08:10:00","date_gmt":"2019-08-18T08:10:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:29:52","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:29:52","slug":"email-del-18-de-agosto-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/08\/18\/email-del-18-de-agosto-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 18 de agosto 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-o1zAtx15YvA\/XVkGdQQ9UEI\/AAAAAAAAg8g\/deFapUFcsdMr4HBeQ6Pdn76wIT9HizLRACLcBGAs\/s1600\/not-detected-267430.jpg%2521Large.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"595\" data-original-width=\"750\" height=\"316\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/not-detected-267430.jpg2521Large.jpg?resize=400%2C316&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-959\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Jamie Wyeth. <i>Bale<\/i> (1972)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida amiga:<\/p>\n<p>Hace algunos a\u00f1os, para responder a una pregunta de mi psic\u00f3logo me defin\u00ed como un simp\u00e1tico malandr\u00edn eg\u00f3tico y pundonoroso. Cuando \u00e9l me respondi\u00f3 que mi contestaci\u00f3n estaba compuesta por t\u00e9rminos antag\u00f3nicos le recrimin\u00e9 su r\u00e9plica y cambi\u00e9 de psic\u00f3logo. Desde entonces ejerzo como mi propio comecocos y tengo un cuidado extraordinario con las preguntas que me disparo. Y es que aunque en un principio pueda parecer que estoy psicol\u00f3gicamente preparado para afrontar esa jodida realidad disfrazada de movilidad ps\u00edquica que me abofetea cuando menos lo espero, tambi\u00e9n es cierto que mis esfuerzos desesperados por sobrevivir me est\u00e1n pasando factura. Y ya no lo digo por la cara <i>Ahegao<\/i> que en ocasiones dibujo para complacer a mis allegados y que est\u00e1 manufacturada por las zonas m\u00e1s anec\u00famenes de mi cerebro, sino porque de alguna manera me siento como una especie de desviaci\u00f3n heter\u00f3trofa ecot\u00f3nicamente desestructurada. \u00bfComprendes lo que quiero decir? Si realmente lo comprendes me gustar\u00eda que me lo explicases pues yo no entiendo una mierda.<\/p>\n<p>A menudo me palpo las zonas menos palpables de mi cuerpo. No lo hago para demostrar mi inter\u00e9s en m\u00ed mismo o como un singular proceso de ajuste terminal, sino para intentar llegar al \u00e9xtasis supremo. Estar\u00e1s de acuerdo conmigo en que lo \u00fanico interesante de la existencia es el maldito orgasmo. Es posible que a los anorg\u00e1smicos mi afirmaci\u00f3n les parezca una <i>boutade<\/i>&nbsp;pero, \u00bfa qui\u00e9n le importa lo que digan un pu\u00f1ado de inorg\u00e1smicos tarados? Aunque&#8230; bueno&#8230; en realidad no s\u00e9 por qu\u00e9 hablo de los orgasmos cuando mi proyecto fundamental era dedicar por completo este segundo p\u00e1rrafo a la zona af\u00f3tica del subconsciente donde fabricamos ese concepto denominado Dios. Quiz\u00e1 vuelva a intentarlo ma\u00f1ana. O puede que ma\u00f1ana sea tarde. Incluso es posible que hoy todo sea una especie de ayer o antes de ayer. O que ayer fuera ma\u00f1ana o pasado ma\u00f1ana. Es un l\u00edo. Pero es mi l\u00edo. Claro que un l\u00edo tambi\u00e9n es un envoltorio. Por esa raz\u00f3n estar\u00edamos hablando de mi envoltorio o de mis bultos, fardos, hatos o embalajes.<\/p>\n<p>Trastulo Greg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jamie Wyeth. Bale (1972) Querida amiga: Hace algunos a\u00f1os, para responder a una pregunta de mi psic\u00f3logo me defin\u00ed como un simp\u00e1tico malandr\u00edn eg\u00f3tico y pundonoroso. Cuando \u00e9l me respondi\u00f3 que mi contestaci\u00f3n estaba compuesta por t\u00e9rminos antag\u00f3nicos le recrimin\u00e9 su r\u00e9plica y cambi\u00e9 de psic\u00f3logo. 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