{"id":980,"date":"2019-07-31T07:34:00","date_gmt":"2019-07-31T07:34:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:30:01","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:30:01","slug":"email-del-31-de-julio-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/07\/31\/email-del-31-de-julio-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 31 de julio 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-LaTaHrKjjVM\/XUFCWCbGFQI\/AAAAAAAAg4Q\/e8JdQ0vn6uQNV6zOXffxJYfRpog3uQAsgCLcBGAs\/s1600\/Still-Life-Writing-Table.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"646\" data-original-width=\"1000\" height=\"257\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Still-Life-Writing-Table.jpg?resize=400%2C257&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-981\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">William Michael Harnett. <i>Still life writing table <\/i>(19th century)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida:<\/p>\n<p>Mi salud est\u00e1 pignorada, por esa raz\u00f3n hace un par de d\u00edas intent\u00e9 llegar a una conclusi\u00f3n que me satisfaciera por medio de un auto enfoque multisectorial integral, pero desafortunadamente la tentativa no tuvo el \u00e9xito esperado, pues cada vez que verificaba en mi mente el juego de las tres palabrejas (enfoque multisectorial integral) me entraban una serie de convulsiones espasm\u00f3dicas delirantes que me dejaban postrado sobre el suelo laminado impermeable. Te cuento esto para que te hagas una peque\u00f1a idea de lo que es el SL o sufrimiento L\u00f3pez, que es como yo denomino al padecimiento deontol\u00f3gico que me asalta como un atracador a mano armada dos de cada tres d\u00edas, fines de semana y fiestas de guardar incluidas. Quiz\u00e1 por ese motivo he empezado a escribir un cuento, que de momento he titulado <i>\u00a1C\u00f3mo salv\u00e9 a la humanidad de la Santa Madre Iglesia!,<\/i>&nbsp;y que trata sobre un pobre tipo que se convierte en amante de uno de los sufrag\u00e1neos principales del mitrado de una ciudad cualquiera y acaba asesinando a su min\u00e1 con un c\u00edngulo robado del arc\u00f3n guardarropa comunitario eclesi\u00e1stico.<\/p>\n<p>Quiz\u00e1 el argumento pueda parecerte similar al de mi anterior relato breve <i>Luego mear\u00e9 si puedo<\/i>, no obstante yo lo veo m\u00e1s como una posible prosecuci\u00f3n o incluso continuaci\u00f3n l\u00f3gica de toda mi obra al completo. Incluso estoy pensando en resucitar a Tadeo Tara, el protagonista de <i>Perversiones h\u00edbridas o heterog\u00e9neas<\/i> que muere sepultado por una fusi\u00f3n elevada sistem\u00e1tica, y otorgarle un papel no decisivo aunque s\u00ed relevante.<\/p>\n<p>\nTe seguir\u00e1 manteniendo informada, tanto del camino que tome la narraci\u00f3n, como de los resultados de la bonoloto y de la primitiva tu amigo:<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n<p>P.D.<br \/>\nEspero que sigas cumpliendo a rajatabla los cinco mandamientos esenciales:<\/p>\n<p>1\u00ba. Escuchar misa entera todos los domingos.<br \/>\n2\u00ba. Confesar los pecados al menos una vez al mes.<br \/>\n3\u00ba. Comulgar por Pascua florida.<br \/>\n4\u00ba. Ayunar y abstenerte de comer carne cuando lo ordene la Santa Madre Iglesia.<br \/>\n5\u00ba. Ayudar a la Iglesia en TODAS TODAS TODAS sus necesidades.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>William Michael Harnett. Still life writing table (19th century) Querida: Mi salud est\u00e1 pignorada, por esa raz\u00f3n hace un par de d\u00edas intent\u00e9 llegar a una conclusi\u00f3n que me satisfaciera por medio de un auto enfoque multisectorial integral, pero desafortunadamente la tentativa no tuvo el \u00e9xito esperado, pues cada vez que verificaba en mi mente 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