{"id":986,"date":"2019-07-26T07:10:00","date_gmt":"2019-07-26T07:10:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:30:03","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:30:03","slug":"email-del-26-de-julio-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/07\/26\/email-del-26-de-julio-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 26 de julio 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-DXO76-APEaA\/XTqmyP52VgI\/AAAAAAAAg2o\/LJRAk_58dQ8tw2qQT0YbfUG58qvvmsW-wCLcBGAs\/s1600\/descarga.png?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"695\" data-original-width=\"700\" height=\"396\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/descarga.png?resize=400%2C396&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-987\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Pieter Brueghel, el joven. <i>Man with the moneybag and flatterers<\/i> (1592)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida:<\/p>\n<p>\nMis datos psicogr\u00e1ficos deben ser algo semejante al macroburdel Paradise de La Jonquera, pues seg\u00fan parece est\u00e1n en manos de todas las empresas y corporaciones que comprenden el gran reino de la cleptocracia, por lo menos eso se desprende de la cantidad de spam que recibo cada d\u00eda ofreci\u00e9ndome productos que no necesito. Dicen que la personalidad condiciona la conducta individual, pero tambi\u00e9n dicen que un pimiento saca otro pimiento (\u00bfo es un clavo?), por lo cual he llegado a la conclusi\u00f3n de que aunque en realidad estoy m\u00e1s cerca del t\u00edpico sujeto idealista realista que intenta hacer de este planeta un lugar m\u00e1s respirable, tambi\u00e9n poseo algunos rasgos neuropsicop\u00e1ticos preocupantes que deber\u00edan ser a\u00f1adidos con la m\u00e1xima urgencia al perfil que de m\u00ed poseen dichos emasculantes mercados y bazares del \u00abtodo vale, siempre que proceda de nosotros\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Por esa raz\u00f3n y, sobre todo, para demostrar esa insuficiencia mental de la que hac\u00eda gala en el p\u00e1rrafo anterior, hoy voy a comenzar una huelga defecativa. \u00a1Pienso estar sin hacer de vientre de seis a once meses! Por supuesto continuar\u00e9 comiendo, bebiendo y orinando, pero no volver\u00e9 a cagar hasta que considere que, de alguna manera, algo est\u00e1 cambiando.<\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pieter Brueghel, el joven. Man with the moneybag and flatterers (1592) Querida: Mis datos psicogr\u00e1ficos deben ser algo semejante al macroburdel Paradise de La Jonquera, pues seg\u00fan parece est\u00e1n en manos de todas las empresas y corporaciones que comprenden el gran reino de la cleptocracia, por lo menos eso se desprende de la cantidad de 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